Quote of the 'Week'

"Men will always be mad, and those who think they can cure them are the maddest of all."
Voltaire
Discovering that someone has commented on one of my blogs is such a joyous feeling. Hint, bloody hint!

Tuesday 19 May 2009

I am now, to the relief of my impatient friends, on Facebook!

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What a great joke.

A two-seater aircraft crashed into a cemetery in Ireland. So far police have found 100 bodies, and expect the number to climb as digging continues.

AAAAARRRRGH Episode II

You know who else I hate? Idiots.

But not just any idiots. People who lack intelligence but have enough personality to get by in life are fine with me. Good on them, I say. But people who, during their life, can't be arsed to learn about the world, those people who develop into blank-faced imbeciles devoid of any personality, are the kind of people I want to mildly bludgeon. Approximately one in five people is like this, and I think we, as a nation, could easily get by (if not radically improve) by shoving one fifth of our population down a big mine and promptly detonated. I'd contribute towards those government funds!

These people are usually perfectly capable of doing well in life, but simply can't be bothered to make an effort, shrug indifferently at the many constructive criticisms thrown at them, and, more often than not, adopt a fashion.

Well, it seems we have come full circle and are back in emo territory. Ooh, scary, a moody night sky, we're in a graveyard, there's the sound of sobbing..
Wait one cotton-picking minute! This isn't a graveyard - it's a creatively-wallpapered bedroom, and the sobbing is coming from the exasperated parents in the sitting room! Oh, now this is more like emo territory.

Emos are idiots. I hate both these characteristics. If you are an idiot, or an emo (idiot), please leave this blog.

...Put your hand on the mouse, right there... no, no, not that mouse... there we are, - you might want to get that bite looked at - so now move the mouse across the mousemat, left, up a bit, down a tiny bit, right a tiii-iiiny bit... there. Now click on the mouse. No, left-click. There you go.

Now stay out!

-SLAM-

Another edited photo

Come up with your own interpretations.

Sunday 17 May 2009

AAAAARRRRGH

I hate emos.
By 'emos' I mean the plural form of 'emo', pronounced ee-mows, and not ee-moss, as its pluralisation-obscuring spelling suggests.

They're just so - uuurrrgh. What a false, deluded, annoying, selfish, self-righteous load of f**kwits. Blech. Nasty, nasty people.

And that bloody film 'Twilight' didn't help. A book, fine. Got nothing against that - books come in many forms, can silently entertain people of all religions, beliefs, interests and, to a lesser and more pathetic extent, fashions, and a book that doesn't appeal to you is easy to ignore and get over. But a film is much more intrusive. It enters the public psyche. It influences so much more people than books, because we, as a species, are lazy and will often prefer to sit on our arses and gawp at a screen than sit on our arses and read a book. People, mostly teenage girls, watched the film 'Twilight' and became overnight emos or goths (who I don't mind as much - most of them are lovely people). Many were emo before they saw the film, but a lot were not. A lot of young girls went to see that young actor in it who was in Harry Potter or something for about two seconds, because he's (sick bags at the ready) 'gorgeous'. They also became emos as a result. Damn you, 'Twilight'!

I mention this hatred because I happened to mention the emo culture on my Twitter page (shameless plug - http://twitter.com/WillWivell) and started to rant. I soon realised that because you have a limit of 140 letters per update, I needed to continue ranting on something that would provide me with limitless word usage without having to split the rant into short chunks. So now you know why, and also have a website recommendation! What more do you want, a bloody peanut?

Bugger off.

Thursday 14 May 2009

I love Stephen Fry.

Listen!
Wish I was in the QI audience, chanting mockingly. Ah well.

Oh, and there may not be many updates on 'The Flood' any time soon as I have lots and lots and lots of exams to revise for/recover from at the moment, and as a result my poor little labour of love has been temporarily shelved. As soon as the next school holidays start (in a week or two), I'll commence with the animation, and post up more updates and screenprints and things and stuff and that. Because I know you love it.

Toodles.

Tuesday 5 May 2009

On a bit of Blogger/YouTube frenzy at the moment...

Here's another great video - a clip from a recent episode of 'Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles'. The lively folk song sounds so eerie and melancholy - they did a really good job with the latest series of this show.

I love this song.

Never went to the effort of finding out what song this is until now. It's just so relaxing. Ahhh.

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