Who let the vlogs out?

'Sup there, my dearest peeps.

I have literally spent the last ten minutes with my cursor hovering over the 'New Post' button, waiting for inspiration to hit me. That's how dedicated I am to providing you lot with something to read every now and again - I have taken to sitting motionless for literally minutes at a time. It's a tough job, but somebody's got to do it.

Anyhoo, I decided to write this blog post to inform you dear readers as to why I haven't posted a vlog up in a while. I haven't given up on the idea, if that's what you were thinking - the last episode, 'Photographs, Chipolatas and Housewives', got overall positive reviews - but I haven't really been busy, either. It's just that what with school and such, rare is the occasion when I can sit at home and do a vlog, safe in the knowledge that my dad isn't peering 'round the corner of the living room door with a stupid grin on his face. And nothing unnerves me more than people watching me as I work. I simply cannot function in that situation. Except for when I'm at school, obviously. That would be a disaster, if the presence of teachers made me incapable of working.

But I digress. The point is, I will be doing a vlog soon. I've had some splendid responses for Word of the Day, so that's staying as a running... thing... in the episodes. It's funny - I've had loads and loads of potential Words of the Day suggested to me, whereas for the second episode I had about three suggestions, all from people I knew personally. It just shows how quickly you can attract attention on something like YouTube.
The trouble is, I'm a terrible decision-maker. Faced with all these words, all of which are top-notch, I simply cease to be able to pick a favourite. There's also the small factor of my insufferable niceness. I feel really awful, having to reject lots of perfectly good suggestions for one fairly random choice for Word of the Day. It's probably going to be random because I find every nomination not without its own unique quirks, and I'm far too spineless to pick one that is superior to any other. I might choose a word that is easy to base a section of the vlog around - we shall see.

So farewell for now, blog-gogglers. I part with this quote from Barry Goldwater:
'If you don't mind smelling like peanut butter for two or three days, peanut butter is darn good shaving cream.'
I'll let you mull over that one.